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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4948 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?