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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5300 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 665 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?