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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3898 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1607 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?