Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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