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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9523 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 7266 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.
plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!