Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 19 Crops Grown: 3073
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 9247 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Zombie Dances: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3077 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Magic Items Found: 8703
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Towns Built: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 41

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Star Shards Collected: 196

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Magic Items Found: 2471 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Farms Harvested: 738
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Potions Brewed: 189

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Ores Mined: 6554 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 352
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Crops Grown: 2717 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 46

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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