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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	239	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Buildings Constructed:	42
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	505
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	142
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Towns Built:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Emeralds Found:	5203	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Potions Brewed:	75
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Enchantments Applied:	93
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	3918	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Emeralds Found:	4084	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Runes Activated:	6

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1704	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	330712	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4538	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	91/300	Votes:	1390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4