Never Going To Get To France Minecraft SMP

Adventure, courage, Destination, determination, doubt, dreams, Exploration, France, Hope, Journey, Lyrics, Mary Queen of Chance, Minecraft, Music, never give up, perseverance, Queen of Hearts, smp, song, travel, uncertainty, Wanderlust

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2778
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises

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Are you tired of surprise events ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot! No more unexpected vacations or last-minute tickets to events that don’t fit your schedule. Our server is all about fun and adventure, without the unwanted surprises from your mother-in-law. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Emeralds Found:	6072
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NetflixCancelledNoMore-MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of your favorite Netflix shows getting cancelled before they even have a chance to shine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we never cancel anything! That’s right, our server is like the Netflix of Minecraft, except we actually finish what we start. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop entertainment and drama, just like your favorite TV show that got the axe too soon. Who needs Netflix when you have our server, where the only thing getting cancelled is your plans for the outside world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	5650

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SnackAttackCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t satisfy your hunger for adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate snack for your gaming cravings!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their starchy treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to bring good luck to anyone who can catch it. Will you be the one to tame this majestic beast and ride off into the sunset in a blaze of rainbow glory?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a feast of fun and excitement. Who needs snacks when you have a Minecraft server this deliciously entertaining?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Holy Block Minecraft Server

BIBLE, BLOCK, Christian beliefs, christian music, christian videos, Christianity, Divine, eternal life, FAITH, gospel, grace, HOLY, Jesus Christ, love, Messiah, Minecraft, praise, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, Server, SPIRITUAL, Worship

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself will come down from the heavens and bless your pixelated crops! That’s right, you heard me. Jesus will be your personal farmer, making sure your wheat grows faster than you can say “holy cow!” But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams! So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

””/Heem/”” – The Minecraft SMP King

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Brocktober edition SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, secret underground lairs, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning your house into a giant cake? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to a pot of gold guarded by a group of dancing chickens.

So why should you join our Brocktober edition SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., bachelorette party, Boyfriend, Bridesmaid, BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama, Budget, cold, emotions, fast track, Funeral, ghosted, honeymoon, Minecraft, Obnoxious, patch things up, plus one, rocky situation, Server, stand my ground, Thank you Cards, true colors, two weeks, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no bridesmaids ghosting you or bringing their obnoxious boyfriends to your virtual wedding. Plus, we have a strict no-plus-one policy to avoid any messy breakups ruining the fun. Join now for a stress-free gaming experience and leave the real-life drama behind!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WeddingDressDrama

bridezilla, family conflict, family dynamics, future daughter, generational dress, honesty in relationships, importance of tradition, Jealousy, long term relationship, lying about engagement, refusing requests, sharing family heirlooms, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sisterly competition, wedding dress, wedding photos, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingDressDrama

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind! Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any wedding dress drama.

We promise that no one will ask to borrow your pixelated wedding dress, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, our server is filled with amazing players who are too busy mining diamonds to worry about petty sibling rivalries.

So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds over outdated fashion choices.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FearlessSMP – ConquerYourFears

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, your worst fear will come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant zombie pigman riding a spider jumps out at you. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cabin only to have it haunted by ghostly villagers who refuse to leave? Join our server if you dare, and face your worst fears in the most unexpected ways possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyPainGone

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pain-inducing experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with challenges that will make you question your sanity. From dodging flaming arrows shot by skeletons riding on flying pigs to navigating through mazes filled with explosive creepers, every moment on our server will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off of it in frustration).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience the pain of stepping on a Lego brick in real life? Well, on our server, we have a special mini-game where you have to navigate a floor made entirely of Legos without screaming in agony. Good luck with that!

So, if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join our server today. Just be prepared to rage quit a few times (or a lot).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crops Grown:	3976	Alien Abductions:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OilRaiders2020

biden, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Decision making, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Négotiation, nuclear deal, oil strike, OilRaiders2020, peace talks, sanctions, SECURITY

so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Raw Charms: Where Vanilla is always in style (and no, we’re not talking about ice cream)!

backups, Builders, charms, Cheating, co-op, Community, cream, Discord, exploiting, HACKING, Ice, Journey, leader, Minecraft, Players, Raw, rules, Server, spawn protection, Staff, Style, Support, Talking, Vanilla, Voting, worlds

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566
Description	TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
Server Features	Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7 Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
Notes	Spawn Protection: 100 BlocksWorlds: Backed up daily
Server Rules (Permanent Ban)	No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb
Server Rules (Allowed)	PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we are a vanilla server and do not allow the use of mods.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP provided above to connect to our server in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rewards for voting for the server?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server on various websites are rewarded in-game.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: Contact a staff member or use our Discord channel to report any rule violations.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	2289
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Passport Bros Safe Haven Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with your fellow passport bros. We’ve got everything from diamond-studded pigs to talking creepers who tell dad jokes.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles for enchanted loot.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lag spike). See you in the virtual world, passport bros!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Sibos Moves to Beijing Minecraft SMP

ai, Beijing, Capital, Chainlink exhibition, China, compliance, connecting the future, debate, digital currencies., embedded finance, ESG, Event, expert speakers, finance, interoperability, ISO 20022, Minecraft, Moves, Sibos, smp, tokenisation

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! In this server, we have moved Sibos to Beijing in 2024 for the first time ever! That’s right, you can attend the event at the China National Convention Centre in Minecraft form!

Join thousands of participants as they gather to hear expert speakers debate the theme ‘Connecting the future of finance’. With over 500 expert speakers sharing their insights and outlooks across 250+ sessions, you’ll learn about topics such as AI, digital currencies, tokenisation, ISO 20022, ESG, embedded finance, interoperability, and compliance.

But wait, there’s more! This year’s SIBOS is basically a Chainlink exhibition in our Minecraft world. So if you want to experience the future of finance in a whole new way, join our server now and get ready for some outrageous adventures!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoCutNoGroupOops

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values fairness and following the rules? Look no further! Our server is like the immigration line in that story – we make sure everyone follows the correct procedures and waits their turn. No cutting in line allowed, even if you’re with a group!

Join our server for a truly unique experience where you’ll learn the importance of following the rules and not trying to cheat your way to the front of the line. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends along the way – just make sure you’re all in the right queue together!

Don’t be the “asshole” who tries to cut the line – join our server and experience the thrill of waiting your turn like everyone else. Trust us, it’s worth the wait!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	236	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Potions Brewed:	171	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CubeCraft SMP – GameCube Fanatic

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Are you tired of playing Animal Crossing and Mario Kart on your GameCube? Well, have we got the perfect alternative for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those old school games.

Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Need a break from mining? Join our weekly dance parties at the virtual club in the Nether!

But that’s not all – our SMP has its own version of the GameCube hidden somewhere in the world. Find it, and you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your GameCube and hello to a whole new world of fun on our Minecraft SMP. Join today and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.