Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Zombie Dances:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Void Armor Forged:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crops Grown:	4200	Void Gems Collected:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Farms Harvested:	474	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	51	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ores Mined:	5957	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Buildings Constructed:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5334	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Potions Brewed:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	844646
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net