Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Potions Brewed:	85	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	113	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Items Found:	4055	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4800	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Farms Harvested:	625	Dragon Eggs Found:	2148
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Farms Harvested:	792	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	214	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Potions Brewed:	173	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Love Letters Sent:	5

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9723
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	20

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net