Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6559	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Mines Excavated:	4263	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5621	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

When we created this server, our goal was to create a unique and well balanced “custom” Towny experience. With our current team having over 7 years of Towny experience we aim to give players the best possible survival experience possible. With frequent updates and actively adding new features to the server we can ensure you that this server has a lot to offer. Whilst our server is mostly based around Towny we have added a lot of game-play features that will enhance your experience, such as:Jobs, Rankup, Auctions, custom enchants, Custom GUI menu’s, Crates, Lockable chests, Custom items, Epic particle & sound effects And much much moreWhat are you waiting for? Join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	605	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.