Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	132
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dimension Hops:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	8115	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Items Found:	5416

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ 〈 ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ 〉 ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Animals Bred:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Divine Spears Created:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Server Information: Modpacks: Tekkit 2 (v.1.2.2) | Tekkit Legends (v1.1.1) | The 1.12.2 Pack (v1.5.5) | Nomifactory (v1.2.2.1) Hub IP: Play.SiriusMC.net Tekkit 2 IP: Tekkit.SiriusMC.net RLCraft IP: rl.SiriusMC.net Tekkit Legends IP: Legends.SiriusMC.net The 1.12.2 Pack IP: 1122.SiriusMC.net Nomifactory IP: Nomi.SiriusMC.net Discord: discord.gg/SiriusMCWhy Choose SiriusMC? SiriusMC is a modded network that runs servers in Tekkit 2, RLCraft, Tekkit Legends, The 1.12.2 Pack & Nomifactory. We aim to give you the best playing experience when playing on our servers offering features such as Togglable PVP, PlayerShops, Land Protection, Custom Patches/Plugins & More! With a strong team of active staff and developers, strong hardware SiriusMC provides a lag-free place to play!On our Tekkit 2 & Tekkit Legends Server, players are permitted the use of EMC farms. Got a cool design for a EMC gen? SiriusMC is the perfect place for you to build it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Void Armor Forged:	17
Enchantments Applied:	206	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”