Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Minecraft SMP, Parkour, and OneBlock server with both Java & Bedrock cross-play support! Tons of features such as custom enchants, slimefun, skills, player-selected difficulty, and much more!Java Port: 25565 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

PandaCraft is a unique Survival server known for its “quality of life” plugins to make the Survival experience better. You can play with your friends, or even meet new friends! The server runs on 1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!We strive to create the most fair survival server possible. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we can’t wait to see you soon!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	130

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Casual yet engaging Earth Survival Server with a Tycoon-style RPG experience? Look no further than NiftySMP! With Towny, you can claim your own territory and build prosperous cities and nations with friends! Earn money through Jobs and McMMO, create your own Player Shops and sell items in the Auction House! With over 1300+ Custom Quests and 28 Custom Ranks to climb, there are always new perks and rewards waiting for you on play.niftysmp.com! Join us today and start your adventure!Supported Versions: ◆ (1.18.x – 1.20.4)Features: ◆ 1:1000 Custom Earth Map and Dynmap ◆ No-War & No-Grief Survival using Towny ◆ Custom Ranking System, Quests & More!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	338	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.