Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Location: North America, but we welcome players from all over. Version: Running 1.2, but clients running 1.18.2 and older are supported Platform: Java and bedrock players are supported! Server IP: crystalcove.mcserver.usWe are a new server with a fresh new world. We are primarily a vanilla server but we do have minimal QOL plugins as well as some fun plugins such as mob and player drop heads.We host various types of events such as – PVP Battles, Build Competitions, Hide & Seek, with many more to come!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	32	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SMP Server with nice pluginsThe economy is community driven, with a variety of ways to earn money. You can kill powerful mobs, set up shops or getting loot crates while farmingTo enhance the gameplay, we offer special abilities with AureliumSkills and there are over 200+ custom enchantments available.Players are also able to rank up, in game, using the economy to gain access to new commands and perks.– NO P2W Stuff – Vanilla Overhaul & 900+ Advancements – Custom World generation for the Overworld, Nether and the End – Create your own Kingdom with Towny – Be the most powerful Player at the Server 😉

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mines Excavated:	1119	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Items Found:	2836

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	267
Dragon Eggs Found:	2746	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	New Chunks Explored:	80008

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!