Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Farms Harvested:	478

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

– $1000 FTOP PRIZE – RAID & PVP EVENTS – KitPVP, KoTH’s & 1V1 – OPTIMISED PRINTER, Schematica – WORKING CANNONS – TNT Knockback & Damage Disabled – CROPHOPPERS, Sellwands & Super-Creepers – GENBUCKETS, Infinite – Cobble, Sand, Obsidian – VOID/SELL CHESTS, Chunk Busters, and much more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!