Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HideOut

Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

𝐇𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐎𝐮𝐭 𝐍𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 The best Balkan Minecraft server!

𝗦𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼: • Type: [cracked]

• Version: 1.8+ • Server IP: hideout.wtf

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	831

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Scavenged Shores

Mini Games, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay

Scavenged Shores is a unique pirate-themed RPG server with never seen before custom content. Breaking the boundaries and limitations of Minecraft, Scavenged Shores allows you to set sail on a large pirate ship with your friends to explore a vibrant map full of life, treasure and foes.

If PvE isn’t your style, challenge other players to a duel with access to a variety of unique weapons and skills to take down all that oppose you. Alternatively, Scavenged Shores offers a peaceful playstyle of exploration and building, with the availability of customizable islands created and owned by you.

This server is a project made from love and passion, so come join the community to be part of something new and meaningful!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

>> Server address: dw18.craftersland.net

░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.18.2 Modpack

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	107705	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mineworld

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Server Data: mc.mineworld.online PUERTO 19132 Multiplatform: You can connect from Java and Bedrock 1.18 onwards

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FloraMc

Bedwars, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FloraMC! Version: 1.8 x 1.18 Discord: https://discord.gg/floramc

Server Information:

IP Address: play.floramc.club Website: https://floramc.club/

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

YarnMC Skyblock

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

YarnMC hopes to offer a classic skyblock server experience. With customized plugins, we have a stable, fun economy that rewards progression and community-based gameplay. YarnMC grew from a reunion of people that used to play together on the same skyblock server 10 years ago. Our server supports Bedrock and Java versions so everyone can join. Feel free to join our active discord for the latest updates and to chat! Join us on Discord! https://discord.yarnmc.xyz/

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6569	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Quailiens is a super chill Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.