Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	2024
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchantments Applied:	71

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Tempest Ascension

Survival

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SinghCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Indian Proxy Survival Server Owned By RattanGamingLive a YouTuber. Join Discord for more info and any help- https://discord.gg/b9kSKb32t8

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Enchantments Applied:	297

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

mofucraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

*ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).