Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 294 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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