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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5044 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 193 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4337 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.
we have discovered the secret genes that make your neurons die in some fancy disease called ALS. but don’t worry, we’re using that knowledge to make our server the most epic place to play minecraft.
join us and experience the thrill of potentially losing your neurons while building the sickest creations in the game. who needs brain cells when you have a diamond pickaxe, amirite?
come on, don’t be a noob. join our server and let’s see if you can survive longer than your neurons do. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friends.
