so, liek, dis server is so epic dat even lithuanian customs officers are gettin in on da action! we got 22 camouflage nets dat were supposed to go to russia but we said NOPE and sent dem to ukraine instead. if dat ain’t a reason to join dis server, den i dunno what is. come join us and be a part of dis crazy world where even da customs officers are gettin involved in our shenanigans. who knows what other wild stuff will happen here! come on, u know u wanna be a part of dis madness.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4077
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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