Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 176098 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.
so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3934 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.
So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8203 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 41 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!
Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
