Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 207 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.
So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 719856 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!
Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.
But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4523 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!
So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 925345 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
