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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6086 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9635 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
– We have a secret underground cat mafia that controls the economy of the server. If you want to thrive, you better be on good terms with the feline overlords.
– Our spawn town is actually a giant litter box, but don’t worry, we’ve trained the creepers to stay away. Just watch out for the occasional hairball explosion.
– We have a yearly “Purr-lympics” event where players compete in cat-themed challenges like chasing laser pointers and knocking things off of shelves. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fish!
– Our admin team consists entirely of highly trained cats who communicate through meows and headbutts. They may seem aloof, but they have a paw-some sense of justice.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server! Just remember, in this world, if you want to succeed, you better bring your A-game and your love for all things feline. No pussy, no work!
