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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5654 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9466 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
– We have a secret underground cat mafia that controls the economy of the server. If you want to thrive, you better be on good terms with the feline overlords.
– Our spawn town is actually a giant litter box, but don’t worry, we’ve trained the creepers to stay away. Just watch out for the occasional hairball explosion.
– We have a yearly “Purr-lympics” event where players compete in cat-themed challenges like chasing laser pointers and knocking things off of shelves. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fish!
– Our admin team consists entirely of highly trained cats who communicate through meows and headbutts. They may seem aloof, but they have a paw-some sense of justice.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server! Just remember, in this world, if you want to succeed, you better bring your A-game and your love for all things feline. No pussy, no work!
