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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8460 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 1700 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9881 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
And get this, our admin is a secret CIA agent who’s also a master builder. He once built a replica of the White House out of dirt blocks just for fun. He’s like a Minecraft superhero, but with a suit and tie.
Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever. We got crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper parades. Plus, our chat is always poppin’ with hilarious memes and inside jokes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some insane sh*t together. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a wild ride.