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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7367 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Animals Bred: | 199 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!