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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6701 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 120 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 1678 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7638 |
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And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.
So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!