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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6901 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 592 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Votes: | 6665 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
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And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.
So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!