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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4437 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.
And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.
So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!
