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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9399 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 409 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 68 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 437832 | Farms Harvested: | 250 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!