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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3356 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!