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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2572 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 176 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2660 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8658 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!