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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3818 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 58 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!