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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8199 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2725 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!