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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9337 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 148 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!