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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7820 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!