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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6608 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
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