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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3194 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
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