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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5697 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
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