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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8029 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 20 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
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