NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	21548
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

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Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Towns Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Farms Harvested:	381	Emeralds Found:	2405
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4744
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5614

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Animals Bred:	149	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Towns Built:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	138
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	7281
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

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Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Buildings Constructed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com