NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

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Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
New Chunks Explored:	706599	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Farms Harvested:	296	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Towns Built:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Alien Abductions:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	770550

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	2866	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.