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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2864 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1608 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!