so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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