so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Crops Grown: 9359
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Void Gems Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Star Shards Collected: 143
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Star Shards Collected: 236

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy

    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Dimension Hops: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

    But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Towns Built: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Villages Defended: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 584
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

    NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

    Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Alien Abductions: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 22

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyHalalCafe

    CraftyHalalCafe
    so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mines Excavated: 2139
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MenacePixelmon

    MenacePixelmon

    Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

    Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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