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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4219 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 866 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff and mine stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh and be like WOAH? well, this server is the place for u!
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat. and then u realize, that’s just a normal day on this server. we have the craziest mods and the weirdest events that will make u go “what even is happening right now?”
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep? yeah, that’s a thing here. and every full moon, we have a llama race where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
join us if u wanna have a blast, meet some wacky characters, and maybe even find a hidden treasure guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to tell dad jokes. trust me, u won’t regret it!
