so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even NATO is getting involved? well, guess what, hunny, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and pvp that will make you pee your pants!

and get this, our server is so epic that even Stoltenberg himself said Hungary won’t veto NATO assistance to Ukraine just to join us! like, how insane is that?!

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, you won’t regret it! #NATOsquad #minecraft4life #Stoltenbergapproved

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
Runes Activated: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 4010 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
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  • SpicySauceQueenMC SMP

    SpicySauceQueenMC SMP
    Are you tired of bland and boring hot sauce options in your everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the spiciest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with hot sauce challenges, where the winner gets to bathe in a pool of the hottest sauce known to man. Trust us, you’ll never look at hot sauce the same way again after joining our server. So grab your virtual spoon and get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Animals Bred: 153
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSkipAlbumCraft

    NoSkipAlbumCraft
    Are you tired of servers that are as boring as elevator music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the greatest album you’ve ever heard – no skips needed! Join us and experience a world so epic, you’ll be jamming out to it for hours on end. From building towering castles to battling dragons, our server is a non-stop thrill ride that will have you hitting repeat every time. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and rock out like never before? Trust us, this server is the ultimate banger that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!

    KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT IDF KILLIN’ HEZBOLLAH ROCKET DUDES LIKE KABISI IN BEIRUT! U CAN BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND FIGHT FOR DA BLOCKS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT IT FROM CRAZY TERRORISTS! JOIN NOW AND BE A HERO IN DIS WILD MINECRAFT WORLD! #BLOCKWARFARE #CRAZYADVENTURES #EXPLOSIONS #LOLZ

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    No Chowder, Only Minecraft
    join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Animals Bred: 126
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP Address torrentsmp.com
    Discord discord.gg/torrent
    Versions

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival
    • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief
    SkyFactions (Launches October)
    • Skyblock; with some twists
    • The ability to raid other islands!
    • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    Lifesteal
    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Emeralds Found: 1250
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7449 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Emeralds Found: 1658
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Magic Items Found: 2195 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5903 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 23

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 302175
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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