Naruto Shinobi Anarchy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Crops Grown:	5505	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5346	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Votes:	8280

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever joined a Minecraft Naruto server expecting to grind up cool abilities and causing havoc with your new found powers, just to discover that it has explosions disabled, a finite world map and that you can’t even mine ore? If yes, then you are not alone and this is why I created Naruto Shinobi Anarchy. Here you can roam around an infinitely generating, proper Minecraft map, have the full Survival Minecraft experience, including: blowing shit up, mining ore, going to the End and the Nether. Everything is allowed! Become the strongest Shinobi, band with other players and create factions, destroy your enemies’ homes and raid thei chests! Hell, thanks to the Minecraft Comes Alive mod, you can even steal their Wifes! With AHZBN’s brilliant Naruto Mod, hit mods such as Draconic Evolution, Mekanism, Mowziesmobs, Twighlitforest and many many more paired with the ability and freedom to do whatever the hell you want, you will never run out of things to do and grind for.

Join as at Naruto Shinobi Anarchy Discord: discord.gg/kzyywbcH

31.214.166.12:26008

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	388	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	998	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4672	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	121421
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	922519
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	4532
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Towns Built:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ores Mined:	548	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mines Excavated:	1303
Divine Spears Created:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
New Chunks Explored:	750979	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Crops Grown:	6367
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?