Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 4557 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Mines Excavated: 1180
Astral Projections Made: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Crops Grown: 3314
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

    Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • 6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

    6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

    But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Animals Bred: 66 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blast Off Minecraft Server

    Blast Off Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

    Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

    Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Star Shards Collected: 92
    Towns Built: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2846 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

    Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

    But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

    Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Emeralds Found: 9575
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: “Stardom General Minecraft SMP”

    The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: 

“Stardom General Minecraft SMP”
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures!

    Imagine facing off in a Tag Championship Match where Rina from H.A.T.E. teams up with Azusa Inaba from JTO to take on Waka Tsukiyama and HANAKO from E neXus V. It’s gonna be a showdown like no other!

    But that’s not all, get ready for a match between Manami from Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling and Rian from E neXus V. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown?

    And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between Lady C and Ranna Yagami from God’s Eye against Aya Sakura and Sayaka Kurara from COSMIC ANGELS. It’s gonna be a battle of epic proportions!

    Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Fate Alter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fate Alter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can battle dragons, build castles, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns)!

    Our server is so awesome that even the Halloween Rebellion of 108 couldn’t resist joining us. They heard about our epic water margin battles and had to be a part of the action. Plus, our pickup summon involves summoning Huyan Zhuo himself to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special campaign where you can participate in the Great Void Sea Battle and imagine yourself scrambling to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Don’t believe us? Just ask the dragon girl who’s already a member – she’ll tell you all about it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Spanish Stefano Minecraft SMP

    The Spanish Stefano Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so crazy that even Di Stefano himself would be amazed! That’s right, we’ve got Spanish flair and football legends roaming around our virtual world.

    2. The only way to achieve true greatness in this server is by winning the title at the national team level with Argentina. It’s the ultimate challenge, but hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?

    3. We’ve got more LOLs and shenanigans than you can shake a pickaxe at. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Alien Abductions: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Family Nostalgia Minecraft Server

    Family Nostalgia Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those traumatic grilled chicken nights? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can escape the clutches of Pasta Roni and overbearing parents. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no grilled chicken in sight!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about being grounded for silly reasons like putting a plate in the dishwasher wrong. A world where you can build, explore, and thrive without the looming threat of homework and family drama. Our server is the perfect place to let your imagination run wild and leave those stressful family dinners behind.

    So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the grilled chicken curse once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest to uncover the truth behind the Pasta Roni conspiracy. Are you brave enough to take it on? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Doge Outperforming ETH 4 Days in a Row Minecraft SMP

    Doge Outperforming ETH 4 Days in a Row Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing worth mining is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild that even Dogecoin is outperforming Ethereum! That’s right, our server is so full of meme magic that even the most ridiculous cryptocurrencies are thriving here.

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare meme coins, battling against hordes of crypto zombies, and building the most epic meme castle you can imagine. Forget about proof of stake, we’re all about that proof of meme life here.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the meme madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pixel Punks Minecraft Server

    Pixel Punks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of infinite power, guarded by a horde of evil zombie pigmen. But beware, for the sword is said to be cursed and will turn anyone who wields it into a chicken for 24 hours!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who loves nothing more than challenging players to a game of Minecraft trivia. Beat him at his own game and he’ll reward you with a chest full of rare loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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