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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7298 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8918 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
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